DID you just fart? Because you blow me away.
If you have ever used this pick-up line … and it has worked, then bravo.
Beware folks, there are even more terrifying pick-up lines being used in a desperate attempt to get a date as one Reddit user recently discovered.
“Women of Reddit, what was the worst thing a man has ever told you in an attempt to hit on/flirt with you?” Redditor user Njstymest posted online.
And the responses were as horrifying as you can imagine.
And this one is just plain ol’ creepy.
This guy actually seems fun and we hope Reddit user ‘lavender-bambi’ actually gave him a chance.
“He stole the crutches I needed due to a dislocated kneecap and told me “well you can’t run away from me now,” another Reddit user shared.
And this wasn’t the only disheartening story involving crutches.
And this guy was clearly just a little nervous, but that nervousness completely ruined his chances with this Redditor.
The post has received over 12,000 disturbing comments, mostly revealing bizarre fetishes and just really bad pick-up lines.
Fellas, what’s wrong with ‘hello, how are you tonight?’
Originally published as Creepy pick-up lines: ‘You can’t runaway now’